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Gallery of "Forrest
Dwellers"
The Legend of the Stumpies
Stumpies are ancient folk. Ages ago,
stumpies roamed all of the deep forests of the world. Today however,
because of their unique anatomical and psychological
characteristics, stumpies are only found in gardens, patios and
similar habitats. Stumpies generally have no arms. If they do have
arms, they are, well, stumpy. Similarly, stumpies have no legs,
unless they have stumps for legs. They generally do have feet,
always with three toes.
Stumpies have evolved a specialized
courtship ritual. When stumpies fall in love, they spend many hours
in a quiet part of the garden, hugging. Because they have no arms,
they hug by intertwining their inner toes. They call this display of
affection, "Getting ToeGether". As the relationship
progresses, stumpies tickle one another, he with his luxurious
beard, and she with her long lovely hair. To describe things further
would be in poor taste!
Stumpies exhibit all of the behaviors and
attitudes of human kind, and are devoted friends for people who love
to garden. Like all other Forrest Dwellers, stumpies bring good luck
to your garden.
Note
from Forrest
Composite on cedar
Stumpies in Love
Stumpy
First of his kind -- has such deep roots that he has no feet.
Bumpy
...on a log.
Slim
Now living in Athens Ohio
Peacable
Now residing in Austin Texas
High Three
16in tall
Rumble
11in tall
S.E.
16in tall
Naughty
17in tall
Nasty
16in tall
Viagra
15in tall
Codger
17in tall
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